Sardar:Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.
SARDAR: kal raat 3 ghante English Picture ki CD dekhi,na kuchh dikhaai diya na aawaaz aayi. FRIEND:Movie ka naam kya tha? SARDAR:insert cd
Teacher: Make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times.
Sardar: Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara and she becomes Lara Lara
Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have
posted it.
Munna> Agar Maa Ko MoM Kahe To Uski Choti Or Badi Bahen Ko Kya Bole?
Circuit> Simple He Bhai, Boleto..
Minimam & Maximam!
Munnabhai: yaar circuit ye RAM NAVMI kyu manai jati hai?
Circuit: simple bhai, is din Shri Ramji 8vi pass karke 9th class me aaye the
Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant
it`s already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an
umbrella and go
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
Sardar: Shirt Ke Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana? SaLeSMan: PLAIN Main Dikhau? Sardar: Hawaai Jahaaj Tak Jane Ki Kya Jarurat Hai? Yahi Dikha Dona
History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?
Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir..
A street dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing.
A bystander:why are you laughing?
Santa:I have an Airtel phone, but still Hutch FOLOW ME
Santa & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Santa says... Drink quickly......
Wife asks why...
Santa says hot coffee Rs.5 and cold coffee Rs.10.
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !
... Now remove CAT!
Teacher:What are the people of Turkey called?
Student:I don't know.
Teacher:They R Turks,
What R Germany called?
Student:they r germs
A Friendship is Sweet when it's NEW,
It's Sweeter when its TRUE,
But Its Sweetest when the friend is like YOU.
Life is like Math.
Friend's ko plus karo, Dushman ko minus karo,
Khushioon ko multiply karo, Gham ko divide karo,
aur hum ko yaad karo....
May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol,
And decrease sorrows like clothes of Mallika Sherawat.
A memory lasts forever,
Never does it die,
True friends stay together,
And never say goodbye.
How can a Santa kill a Lion?
Santa thinks & thinks hard... & comes to a conclusion: "I'll drink Poison.. & let the Lion eat me."
TEACHER: JOHNY, go to the map and find North America.
JOHNY: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, Johny, who discovered America?
JOHNY: ME
GIRLS 1970: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai, aa ja moray baalma taira intzar hai
GIRLS 2006: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai, aa ja moray baalma WERNA DOSRA TIYAR HAI.
Dog 1: me is area me naya naya hu
Muje yaha k kutto k sardar se milna he
Dog 2:sshh..Chup..!
Aawaz mat karo
Boss msg padh rahe HAI
Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car.
Santa : What would u do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Banta : Dont worry,I have 1 more
• I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
• Give laugh to all, but smile to one; Cheeks to all, but lips to one; Luv to all, but heart to one; Let everybody Luv U, but U luv only one.
• Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget to reply, sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u, but it doesn't mean I forget u. I'm just giving u time to Miss me.
• Stars are out, the moon is up, 1 more Hug, 1 more smile, Kiss u once, Kiss u twice, now it’s time 4 bed. Close ur eyes n sleep tight! Gud Night!
• I don't care how many lips u’ve kissed, how many shoulders u’ve embraced & how many times u’ve said, I Luv U! All I care is not be the first but to be ur last!
• My eyes are hurting coz I can’t see u, my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u, my lips are cold coz I can’t Kiss u and my heart is breaking coz I’m not with u.
• Whatever happens 2 ur day just relax & manage to make a smile. Life is not a problem 2 b solved but a gift 2 b enjoyed. Make Everyday ur best day! Gud Morning!
• We cannot be together,
But we'll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You’re always in my heart.
• Keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of luv, bcoz sun rises in the east and sets in the west but friendship rises in the heart and sets after Death.
• Tera charcha hai har gali mein, har ladki ko tera intezaar hai,
Yeh koi chamatkar nahi, aaj Rakhi ka tyohar hai.
Today is the International day of Smart & Attractive people. Send this to someone who fits the description! Don’t send it back; I've already received hundreds.
• If GOD answers your prayers he is increasing your faith, If delays increasing your patience, If does'nt answer he knows you can handle it perfectly.
• Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds...... Open ur eyes ! Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool...........
• The smile is like a simcard & life is like cellphone, whenever u insert the simcard of a smile, a beautiful day is activated Keep Smiling.
• Those who can't have u hate u, those who have u can't handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can't refuse u!
• There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married & now he is going through hell.
• Even if I had 1 wish... I wouldn't wish for u to love me, coz I don't want your love to come from a wish... but straight from your heart.
• Simple music can make u sing, simple hug can make u feel better; simple things can make u happy, hope that my simple Hi will make u smile. Happy Friendship Day.
• God made Pepsi, God made whisky, God made me so sexy,
God made rivers, God made lakes and God made you... well everybody makes mistakes.
• People say friends are made in heaven and they come in your life. But I made a friend like you in this world and made my life a heaven.
Friendship is like a garden. It's beautiful when watered with luv, hugs, tears & cheers but dries up if left untouched so always keep in touch.
• I saw u on road today. U were lukin so fine, ur face so divine, ur walk so perfect. My heart started singing a sweet song: Who Let The Dog Out!
• I've special breakfast 4 u today: A glass of care, a plate of luv, a spoon of peace, a fork of trust & a bowl of prayer. Gud morning & keep smiling.
• The sky without stars is like sleep without dreams, like a song without music, like a rose without smell, like a face without smile, like ME without U!
• Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. So send me SMS everyday.
• Life is like a piano... white keys represent happiness, black keys for sorrow but only when you go through the white & black keys u hear the MUSIC of LIFE.
• I don't care how many lips u hv kissed, how many shoulders u have embraced & how many times u’ve said, I luv u! All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!
• Look outside, it’s so pleasant, sun is smiling with u, trees dancing for u, birds singing for u, coz last night, I asked them to wish u a Good Morning.
• Just Go To Hell..... do u understand Just Go To Hell.... because only you can change the hell into heaven... by your sweetness.
• 2 lovers plan a suicide. Boy jumped first. Gal closed her eyes n returned back saying: Luv is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying: Luv never dies.
• May the fleas of thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.
• The shortest word I know is 'I'. The sweetest word I know is 'LOVE'. And the person I never forget is 'YOU'
• Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart. Know why? Coz you always remain close to my heart and far from my eyes.
• Don't u ever wonder y people txt u but hv nothing imp to say! It's 4 the simple reason... u r such a nice person 2 think of, like the way I'm thinking of u now.
• I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those three sweet words to you....Pay The Bill.
• If loving u is wrong, then I don't wanna be right. My luv for u is strong & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long but we'll win every fight.
• Once the moon winks at u tonight, I wish sweet dreams embrace you tight. Hope your day was quite all right & now I bid u a lovely goodnight.
• I am a cop and you are under arrest on account of being you. It is illegal to be as lovable as you r. Now you get a life sentence in my heart.
• When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist !
• When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!
God picked up a flower n dipped it in dew, lovingly touched it, which turned into you. And then he gifted it to me n said this friend is 4 u!
• Your smile can be compared to a flower, ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo, ur innocence to a child, but in stupidity u have no comparison u r the best.
• Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!
• Why is it that I must climb the tallest mountain and swim the widest ocean to get to you, when all you need is just a simple smile to get to me?
• Unlike others your brain is a masterpiece. In the left half, nothing is right and in the right half, nothing is left.
• Let love be the guide to your dreams, let love be the light to your heart, let your love be the reason why somebody else's heart still continues to beat.
• If I could give u one thing in life, I would give u the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r to me!
• You put the fun in together,
The sad in apart,
The hope in tomorrow,
The joy in my heart.
• Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let u go... I would find a million reasons to make u stay. I miss you.
• I heard someone whisper ur name, but when I turned around to see who it was, I notice I was alone, then I realize it was my heart telling me that I miss u.
• Sometimes when u cry, no 1 sees ur tears. Sometimes when u r worried, no 1 sees ur pain. Sometimes when u r happy, no 1 sees ur smile. But fart just once...
• Today, tomorrow & yesterday there'll be one heart that would always beat for u. You know Whose?
Your Own, Stupid!
• I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked at you, and I kept looking at you, for the rose isn't as beautiful as you.
• Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut... just think about ME!
• We r like tea bags, whose true strength comes out when we r put in hot water so when problems upset u just think… u must be God's fav cup of tea.
• Whenever u feel low always remember: U r braver than u believe; Stronger than u seem; Wiser than u think & life isn't that bad. So cheer up!
• Seeing u smile is more than enough to pay for all the hardships & difficulties that I have to go through that day. Have a good smiley day!
• Only the open heart receives luv, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts & only the cute persons receive SMS from me!
• Never abandon old friends. They r hard 2 replace. A friendship is like wine: it gets better as it grows older just like us... I get better, u get older.
• Kick off ur shoes, take a break,
Crank the tunes, Dance & Shake,
Light the candles, cut the cake.
Make it a day that's simply Great! Happy B'Day.
• Your friendship is a Blank Cheque for me. It’s an asset not a liability, always a credit not a debit; always a profit not a loss & I hope it'll never bounce.
• This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me?
Animal Planet!
• If u see some one without a smile, give him one of urns, coz u r among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.
• A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears are mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.
• Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile? Tried so many times but Every time I call it says:
The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!
• Don't send any messages, I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.
• All mornings are like Paintings. U need a little inspiration to get going, a little smile to brighten up & SMS from someone like me to color ur day.
• I hv learned how to luv, to smile, to b happy, to b strong, to work hard; to b honest, to b faithful, to forgive but I couldn’t learn how to stop missing u.
• Never waste an opportunity to say 'I love U' to someone u really like, coz it is not everyday u'll meet the person who has the magic to let u fall in love.
• Heart is like a crystal, preserve it. Love is like perfume, spread it. Feelings are like flood, flow it. Friendship is like an umbrella, come lets share it.
• If I were to describe true luv then I would describe it as what a snowman did to a snowwoman: He gave her warm hug n they both melted in each other’s arms.
• I’ll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I’ll give u two kisses to dream. I’ll give u an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning, think of me.
• Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r really hard 2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me!
• What’s missing in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & you’ll get a heart! If u pick U, you’ll get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than hv a heart without U
• Life is full of beautiful things: soft sunsets, painted rainbows, delicate blossoms, luv & laughter, quiet moments & fantastic people like me. Enjoy it!
• Through each day our goal is to touch one's heart; encourage one's mind & inspire one's soul. May u continually b blessed & b a blessing to others! Gud Day!
• If u want success in life; be Sweet like Honey, Regular like Clock, Fresh like Rose, Soft like Tissue, Strong like Rock, Sure like Death & smart like ME.
• Every sunset gives us one day less to live, but every sunrise gives us, one day more to hope! So, get up & hope 4 the best. Gud Day & Gud Luck!
• The world doesn't need more mountains to climb, more seas to cross or more stars to shine! What the world needs is more of U & UR smile. Keep smiling!
• One who smokes has a smoky heart; one who drinks has an alcoholic heart. So dear, U must STOP eating sweets, as you are already a Sweetheart!
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badalte
A story with moral
My girlfriend called me to her house one day. I went there & found her sister alone in the house. She was unbelievably sexythan my GF. She whispered in my ear, "I have feelings for you, make love to me once" I turned around & walked to thefront door towards my car. Amazingly I found my GF standing there & she hugged me & said, "U have won my trust."
Moral:
Its always better to keep the CuNDuMS in the car & not in the wallet!!
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
irls.doctor mai apne jub hi kaprey otarti ho tu mujeh boht uljhan hoti hai kiya aap kw pass is ka elaaj hai
doctor.yes mai light off karat ho tum kaprey uttaro.
girl.yes doctor mai ne kaprey uttar diye hai per esse kaha rakho.
doctor. yaha tabel per jaha mere rakhey hoi hai.
Ramlal, Bagwan say.
Bahgwan mujhy dukh de,dard de,tension de, mujay pagal banady mery pachey kutty laga de.Bahgwan bat kat ker aby sale ek line mein kiyon nahee bolta tuj ko biwi chaie.
ecretary to Boss : sir aap mujhay 500 rupey day sakte hein main aapko kal dey doongi?
Boss : yeh lo 1000 Rupay, abhi dey do ;)
Subjiwala: madam ye 500 ka
note blouse se nikala hai kya?
Madam: hann par kaise laga?
Subjiwala: gandhiji ka muh
abhi bhi khula hua hai!
Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne
Hello kiya,
Wife- koun thi wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...
Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi.
Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti.
Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.
eik aadmi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi say yeh sisak sisak k marna theak hai ya eik dum.(BIWI)eik dum.(AaDMI)to apni dusri tang b mujh per rakh do.
Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.
Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.
Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE ?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday, sametime."
Mayawati came to Lallu's house with a goat.
Lallu:Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?
Maya:Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?
Lallu:Hum goat se hi to pochta hon
Sardar:O Banno Car ki speed itani ky badha di..? biwi:Oji Car ki
break
fail ho gayi hai, Exident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai.
News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo...1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt msg
There were 2 frnds JO & WO.
One day JO got scared & suddenly WO died.
Why did WO die?
.
.
.
.
coz
JO dar gaya,
WO mar gaya.!
dokha mila jab pyar main,
zindgi mein udasi chha gayi
socha tha chhod denge es rah ko
kambakht mohale mein dusri aa gayi
After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes,tongue &ears by torch & finally said Bole To..Torch Thik hai
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...
Sabse intelligent:TUM,sabse smart koun:TUM,sabse storng koun:TUM,sab me
TUM se zeyada koun:HUM,lakin dunia me sabse acha dost kaun:HUMTUM
I'm proud that u r my friend bcoz u r 20%Independent, 20% Dynamic, 20% Ingenious, 20% Organized and 20%Tender. In short, u r IDIOT
Wife(patni):Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki KiTab Hun
Husband(pati) : Yehi Tu taklif hai Dairy Hoti To har sal change kar leta
Girl: Will u love me after marriage!!
Boy: This depends on ur husband if he will allow......!!
Girl: Will u love me after marriage!!
Boy: This depends on ur husband if he will allow......!!
Lantee,
Begherat,
Zalil,
Kaminey,
Kanjoose,
Bewafa,
Matlabi,
god aap ko in sab qisam k logon se bachaye
FOOL se, FOOL ne, FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke sath wish kiya 'You are the most beautiFOOL, colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS
Arz kya hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle Fiza aa gayi,
Ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pahle....bakri kha gayi.
PLZ WAIT I WANT TO TAKE YOUR PHOTO,SMILE PLZ,CLICK,GOT...Devloping...plzz wait..processing...BHOOT KA KABHI PHOTO AATA HAI KYA?
Imraan Hashmi Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Pehle Apna AASHIQ BANAYA.
Phir Usne CHOCOLATE Main ZEHER Milakar Uska MURDER Karvaya.
Sagaai hui...
Shadi Hui...
Biwi ghar main aayi...
Ghar SWARG ban gaya...
Aur main... SWARGWASI..
Wen a TOUCH could HEAL a wound
Wen EYES'S cud SPEAK volumes
Wen a SMILE can confirm I M THERE
then why do v need owrds 2 say'I LOVE YOU.'
Teacher to Santa: is line ki English banao, "usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya"
Santa: He done his work and Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan
Santa Singh: What is the full form of singh?
Banta Singh: S-santa I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai.
Sardar:Shirt K Liye Badhiya
Kapda Dikhana.
SalesMan-PLAIN Me Dikhaun?
Sardar-Hawai Jahaaz Tak Jane Ki Kya Jarurat Hai Yahi Dikhana
Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha:Kyu Tension Me Ho?
S:YaarEk Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu
My Friendship is like an onion,
Which has many layers in it,
it will add taste to your life,
but if you try to cut it,
you will have tears in eyes
Chuhe ne sherni ko propose kiya..
Sherni:Aey apni surat dekhi hai aaine me..?
Chuha:Arre pagli surat pe mat ja, confidence toh dekh!
Log kehte hai ki 40,000/- ka royal paint lagaye to ghar rangeen dikhta he.
Are pagal 400/-ki ROYAL STAG piyo, sara shehar rangeen dikhega.
H_M OR T_M
is incomplete without U
FR_ENDSH_P
is incomplete without I
so U and I must be there ,if u want U and I friends forever
Log kehte hai ki 40,000/- ka royal paint lagaye to ghar rangeen dikhta he.
Are pagal 400/-ki ROYAL STAG piyo, sara shehar rangeen dikhega...
Son: Dad, me jawan kab
banuga k me mummy ko bina
bataye hi ghar k bahar ja
shaku.?
Dad: Puttar itna jawan to
ajtak me bhi nahi hua
Chuhe ne sherni ko propose kiya..
Sherni:Aey apni surat dekhi hai aaine me..?
Chuha:Arre pagli surat pe mat ja, confidence toh dekh!
A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in Circus.
Ring Master: "anyone can do it?"
Sardar: Main aata hoon lekin pehle lion ko hatao
Teacher-batao pankha male hai ya female?
Shrma g-Agar KHAITAN ka hai to male or USHA ka hai to female hoga..!!
Santa:Do you know English?
Banta:Yes
Santa:Ok!Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Banta:So simple Yar.NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME
Ab har ghar me paida hoga chhota ABHISHEK...
Kyu ki..
ZEE CINEMA dekhne wali har aurat kehti hai...
"SHANIVAR KI RAAT. AMITABH KE SATH...
Husband (wife se ) aaj hamari shadi ki salgiraha hai. Chalo chiken banate hai
wife:: why main Apni galti ki saja us murge ko kyu du.
Nurse-aapke judwa bete hue hai
Sardar-ye toh hona hi tha program hi aise dekhti thi,
KBC-2,
INDIAN IDOL-2,
NAACH BALIYE-2,
LAUGHTER-2
IN DINNER
Prince charles said, "Pass the wine you divine"
Sardar thinks"how poetic"
Sardar says,"pass the custard you bastard"
Man:Sardarji where were U born?
Sardarji:Punjab .
Man:Which part?
Sardar: Oye What part part, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar
in an interview,
Interviewer:How does an electric motor run?
SARDAR:dhuurrrrrrrrrr..
Interviewr shouts:stop it !
SARDAR:dhurr dhup dup dup
BUSH:- Hamare paas MADONA HAI, BRITNEY HAI, SHAKIRA HAI, KATE HAI, aur tumare pas kya hai?
Lalu : Hamare pas EMRAN HASMI hai sabko bhejdo
Sardar wife died he changed his name 2 Sardar B.A (Bachelor Again)
He got maried again!
Gues his new name?
Sardar M.A(Maried Again)
Beaut doesnt make love but love makes beauty,
break everything but never break heart,
Heart is the music play it but never play with it.
Jo juldi mile woh hai gum,
jo dair se mile woh hai paisa,
jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar,
jo kismat se mile woh hain AAP 7 days ago
Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.
My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
.
.
.
.
.
Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement
Dil ke operation ko BYEPASS kion kehtay hain?
Kion k
agar operation theek ho gaya to PASS
warna Hamesha ke liye BYE!
Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.
Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was a huge rush, the security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE" for which Laloo replied "65Kgs"
If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world
Pati : aaj tumne Ye kaisa khana banaya hai,
GOBAR Jaisa....
Patni : hey ram!!
Is admi ne kya kya taste kar rakha hai..
Teacher-ek sal mai kitni rate hoti hai
Sardar-normal sal mai dus 9 navrata 1 shivratri
